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9780990824022 English 0990824020 As a teen mom, already ass-branded by one husband both domineering and dumb as meat locker beef, Elaine stutter-stepped to independence via jobs typing letters and dialing phones for a series of mouth-breathers who believed a woman's place was under the desk, spit-shining their assets. A couple of decades later she had, by god, scratched out a role in the corporate testicle festival where she earned fat, man-sized paychecks. Bought herself some respect and vindication. But her personal life was a dispiriting trail of relationship road kill. Her one faithful love walked on four legs and woofed for her breakfast.Desperate for a peek at her future Elaine consulted astrologer-psychic Allie B, who whipped out her Tarot cards, did her California woo-woo thing and assured Elaine she would someday be blessed with the kind of love about which stories are written. But, Allie B said, not until you're ready.Enter Jake Kingston. Internationally acclaimed surgeon with a 100-acre ranch in the wine country, two Ferraris in his several garages, and enough love-life failures to make them as compatible as a can of whip cream and a Brazilian wax. Was Jake the key to the love she sought? Yes. But in a way no one could have imagined.Karma, Deception, and a Pair of Red Ferraris is a transformational journey of healing. The story of Elaine achieving the self-esteem she had always faked. And of finding the courage to open her heart and give the kind of love she so yearned to receive., As a teen mum, already ass-branded by one husband both domineering and dumb as meat locker beef, Elaine stutter-stepped to independence via jobs typing letters and dialing phones for a series of mouth-breathers who believed a woman's place was under the desk spit-shining their assets. A couple of decades later she had, by god, scratched out a role in the corporate testicle festival where she earned fat, man-sized paychecks. Bought herself some respect and vindication. But her personal life was a dispiriting trail of relationship roadkill. Her one faithful love walked on four legs and woofed for her breakfast. Desperate for a peek at her future Elaine consulted an astrologer-psychic who fanned out her Tarot cards, did her California woo-woo thing and assured Elaine she would someday be blessed with the kind of love about which stories are written. But with this caveat: ''Not until you're ready.'' Enter Jake Kingston. Internationally acclaimed surgeon with a 100-acre ranch in the wine country, two Ferraris in his several garages, and enough love-life failures to make them as compatible as a Brazilian wax and a can of whip cream. Was Jake the key to the love she sought? Yes. But in a way no one could have imagined. This is a transformational journey of healing and self-acceptance. With her sassy, Lone Star attitude and a combination of raw, honest insight and self-deprecating humor, Elaine Taylor will have you laughing out loud as often as she breaks your heart. Her ultimate discovery--that we cannot find love until we believe ourselves worthy of it--offers a roadmap for those of us who struggle to find romantic love., What if a psychic told you that you were destined to have the kind of love about which stories are written ... "But not until you're ready." What if she was right? As a teen mom, already ass-branded by one husband both domineering and dense as meat locker beef, Elaine stutter-stepped to independence via jobs typing letters and dialing phones for a series of mouth-breathers who believed a woman's place was under the desk, spit-shining their assets. A couple of decades later she had, by god, scratched out a role in the corporate testicle festival where she earned fat, man-size paychecks. But her personal life was a dispiriting trail of relationship roadkill, her heart as tough as armadillo hide. Her one faithful love walked on four legs and woofed for his breakfast. Desperate for a peek at her future Elaine consulted an astrologer-psychic. Allie B fanned out her Tarot cards, did her California woo-woo thing and prophesied unimaginable love. Enter Jake Kingston. Internationally acclaimed surgeon with a 100-acre ranch in the wine country, two Ferraris in his several garages, and enough love-life failures to make them as compatible as a Brazilian wax and a can of whip cream. Was Jake the key to the love she sought? Yes. But in a way no one ever could have foreseen. KARMA DECEPTION and a Pair of Red FERRARIS: A Memoir is Elaine's spiritual journey to believing herself worthy of love. A journey that involves a karmic pact with a lover who broke her heart, a dumpster dive into the hurts and betrayals of the past; and, finally, finding the courage to open her heart and give the kind of love she so yearned to receive. With her sassy, Lone Star attitude and a combination of raw, honest insight and self-deprecating humor, Elaine Taylor will have you laughing out loud as often as she breaks your heart.
9780990824022 English 0990824020 As a teen mom, already ass-branded by one husband both domineering and dumb as meat locker beef, Elaine stutter-stepped to independence via jobs typing letters and dialing phones for a series of mouth-breathers who believed a woman's place was under the desk, spit-shining their assets. A couple of decades later she had, by god, scratched out a role in the corporate testicle festival where she earned fat, man-sized paychecks. Bought herself some respect and vindication. But her personal life was a dispiriting trail of relationship road kill. Her one faithful love walked on four legs and woofed for her breakfast.Desperate for a peek at her future Elaine consulted astrologer-psychic Allie B, who whipped out her Tarot cards, did her California woo-woo thing and assured Elaine she would someday be blessed with the kind of love about which stories are written. But, Allie B said, not until you're ready.Enter Jake Kingston. Internationally acclaimed surgeon with a 100-acre ranch in the wine country, two Ferraris in his several garages, and enough love-life failures to make them as compatible as a can of whip cream and a Brazilian wax. Was Jake the key to the love she sought? Yes. But in a way no one could have imagined.Karma, Deception, and a Pair of Red Ferraris is a transformational journey of healing. The story of Elaine achieving the self-esteem she had always faked. And of finding the courage to open her heart and give the kind of love she so yearned to receive., As a teen mum, already ass-branded by one husband both domineering and dumb as meat locker beef, Elaine stutter-stepped to independence via jobs typing letters and dialing phones for a series of mouth-breathers who believed a woman's place was under the desk spit-shining their assets. A couple of decades later she had, by god, scratched out a role in the corporate testicle festival where she earned fat, man-sized paychecks. Bought herself some respect and vindication. But her personal life was a dispiriting trail of relationship roadkill. Her one faithful love walked on four legs and woofed for her breakfast. Desperate for a peek at her future Elaine consulted an astrologer-psychic who fanned out her Tarot cards, did her California woo-woo thing and assured Elaine she would someday be blessed with the kind of love about which stories are written. But with this caveat: ''Not until you're ready.'' Enter Jake Kingston. Internationally acclaimed surgeon with a 100-acre ranch in the wine country, two Ferraris in his several garages, and enough love-life failures to make them as compatible as a Brazilian wax and a can of whip cream. Was Jake the key to the love she sought? Yes. But in a way no one could have imagined. This is a transformational journey of healing and self-acceptance. With her sassy, Lone Star attitude and a combination of raw, honest insight and self-deprecating humor, Elaine Taylor will have you laughing out loud as often as she breaks your heart. Her ultimate discovery--that we cannot find love until we believe ourselves worthy of it--offers a roadmap for those of us who struggle to find romantic love., What if a psychic told you that you were destined to have the kind of love about which stories are written ... "But not until you're ready." What if she was right? As a teen mom, already ass-branded by one husband both domineering and dense as meat locker beef, Elaine stutter-stepped to independence via jobs typing letters and dialing phones for a series of mouth-breathers who believed a woman's place was under the desk, spit-shining their assets. A couple of decades later she had, by god, scratched out a role in the corporate testicle festival where she earned fat, man-size paychecks. But her personal life was a dispiriting trail of relationship roadkill, her heart as tough as armadillo hide. Her one faithful love walked on four legs and woofed for his breakfast. Desperate for a peek at her future Elaine consulted an astrologer-psychic. Allie B fanned out her Tarot cards, did her California woo-woo thing and prophesied unimaginable love. Enter Jake Kingston. Internationally acclaimed surgeon with a 100-acre ranch in the wine country, two Ferraris in his several garages, and enough love-life failures to make them as compatible as a Brazilian wax and a can of whip cream. Was Jake the key to the love she sought? Yes. But in a way no one ever could have foreseen. KARMA DECEPTION and a Pair of Red FERRARIS: A Memoir is Elaine's spiritual journey to believing herself worthy of love. A journey that involves a karmic pact with a lover who broke her heart, a dumpster dive into the hurts and betrayals of the past; and, finally, finding the courage to open her heart and give the kind of love she so yearned to receive. With her sassy, Lone Star attitude and a combination of raw, honest insight and self-deprecating humor, Elaine Taylor will have you laughing out loud as often as she breaks your heart.